China Toilet Bowl Magic

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       Had you been pissed by your toilet bowl getting stuck recently. Well, here's for me the simplest and easiest solution to our life long toilet bowl problems. The real problem
in flushing our toilet bowl lies on the size of the feces we deposit inside the toilet bowl while we’re sitting on it. Sometimes if not most of the times, the sizes of feces we deposit in the toilet bowl are just too big for the size of the hole on the bottom of our shiny toilet bowl. By this, I mean that that size of the feces must be much smaller than the hole on the bottom of our toilet bowl. And 

why should this be so, simply because much smaller feces could easily pass through the hole or the passage located on the bottom of our toilet bowl. Toilet bowl gets stuck up because our feces, including the tissue papers we use, sometimes are just too big for the hole on the bottom. That is the real problem. And how do we solve this? The answer is very simple.  But first, wash on the floor and not on the bowl, doing so could prematurely push the feces inside. The answer lies on cutting. You have to cut or divide the feces deposited on the bottom of the toilet bowl. Before you flush your toilet bowl with water  you should get a stainless steel frying ladle or a ladle (or a custom made Google Toilet Bowl Ladle or Google Toilet Bowl Stick in the future with an appropriate holder). Choose the smaller ones so it would fit on the bottom of the bowl. Using the laddle could scratch the bottom of your toilet bowl, that's why I strongly 

recommend that you use it only on the bottom that is normally submerged in water when it is unclogged. Besides the laddle has the advantage of removing the grime that normally sticks on the bottom of the bowl and the scratch could easily be hidden by a diluted soap. But with a toilet bowl whose bottom is made of stainless steel, the Google Toilet Bowls, scratching will no longer be a problem. To continue with the cutting, hold the handle of the laddle firmly and put the tip on the bottom of the toilet bowl; then, using the front and back of the laddle, start cutting the feces making sure that the tip of the laddle touches (with a slight force) the bottom of the toilet bowl. It would be best to move the laddle opposite the direction of the hole so you won't push the deposits inside the hole. This movement could also pull out feces that are hidden on the bottom. It would also help to move the laddle horizontally, back and forth, beside the hole. Afterwards you can rotate the back of the laddle on all the sides of the bottom of the toilet bowl (with a slight force) and then in the middle. 

Make sure to cover the bottom entirely, to ensure that all the feces are cut into much smaller pieces. After cutting the feces into smaller pieces then that's the time that you should pull the flush handle or pour adequate amount of water inside the toilet bowl. If the water level does not go down (meaning the feces were not flushed out), just fill it up with more water reaching about an inch or two below the toilet seat. And in just a few moments the weight of the water will flush out the feces down to the tank. Make sure that the cutting is done properly so you will not have any problem flushing. You can clean the tip you used by pouring water on it afterwards and place it on one corner of your comfort room for next use Again, before flushing divide the feces into tiny pieces first.

            But in case your toilet bowl is already stuck, you must 

use the frying laddle to cut the feces into smaller pieces first. Afterwards, get and use a wire (preferably one that doesn't rust or a Google Wire in the future) to push in the clog in the hole (the water level inside the bowl must be very low so it won't be messy, and easier to do). You can do this by bending the tip of the wire like that of an inverted letter U(about twice this big), to make the tip a bit wider. It would help if you would bend the wire into a curve like that of a basketball, half circle with the highest arc on the bottom of the toilet bowl. Then push in the wire to the hole so you could push the feces down to the tank.  This is so because the hole in the bottom of the bowl is like a letter J, at the tip, top part, of the letter J is where the feces go out. When the wire is already inside the hole, you can move it side to side and/or you can rotate it 

to ensure that the clogs are pushed down to the tank. When the water level goes down noticeably, then that's the time that you pull down the flush or pour adequate amount of water inside the toilet bowl. In the future we can use a custom made non-rust Google Toilet Bowl Wire. Sometimes tiny pieces of feces gets stuck on the ladle, you can just set aside a fork to remove it or a custom made Google Toilet Bowl Fork. Afterwards, you may brush the inside of the toilet bowl to make your bowl shinier and cleaner once again. In the future 
           If it is a common toilet it would be good if you leave a note on the wall so that others would also know about it, including the instructions for cutting and using the wire inside the hole.  
             Thanks, and I hope that this article is helpful to you...

        

the hole, you can move it side to side and/or you can rotate it to ensure that the clogs are pushed down to the tank. When the water level goes down noticeably, then that's the time that you pull down the flush or pour adequate amount of water inside the toilet bowl. If there is anything that remains or floats inside the toilet bowl, like feces or cockroaches, you can also use a Google Toilet Bowl Laddle to pick it up. Afterwards, you can brush the inside of the toilet bowl to make your bowl shinier and cleaner once again. 
           If it is a common toilet it would be good if you leave a note on the wall so that others would also know about it. Actually you can also use  a stainless steel fork or a custom made Google Fork for kitchen sinks to pick up or crush clogs on your kitchen sinks (an ordinary glass would be a good stand for it; an upside down glass or a closed empty bottle of mayonnaise spreads can also be used for hanging and drying ordinary kitchen wipes). In the future the cutting of feces can be easily done by a Google Toilet Bowl constructed with a built in feces cutter switched or remote controlled or or sold with a handy mechanical or electrical or manual feces cutter. Aside from the above toilet bowls, I believe it would also do good to also install Google Squat On Toilet Bowls (which seat or step or base or rim is about the level of the floor) on Google hotels, malls, schools, offices, and other places for people who doesn't want to sit on toilet bowls on these places for a reason personal to them. All stainless steel ladles (or all ladles, although not advisable for some or all plastic ladles for it might break and clog in the holes) sold could also be written that it could be used to cut feces in toilet bowls with or without instructions. Thanks, and I hope that this Google article is helpful to you...